I do believe it must be cyclic - every couple of years, something pops up making the Ye Old Friends Only Tag o' Shiny DOOM very much imperative.

Again, woe is me, woe is me. Because woe is like sugar, and therefore LAWL and LOVE ? As of November 2007, fandom, :D and altogether 'waaaaaaaaah' posts will not merit the f-lock. Anything else? Honestly not something you'd want to be reading, anyway.

And still, comment to be added, I suppose ~ ♥ ~ though why anyone would bother to do so still eludes me. -__-;;

A small compendium for the weary, non-Blizzard!Diablo wanderer, re: this journal?

Dear Hair,

YOU ARE THE ILLEGITIMATE CHILD OF AN ATTENTION WHORE AND A BLOODY ROCK STAR. I APPROVE OF THIS.

♥,

Ze ruxi

Also, let records show yuujisou does not appreciate her five minutes of fame.

♦ making progress with the cake!recipe post for kidouche
♦ registered for the LSAT (moment of silence plz)
♦ restarted painting (eyes hurt; thank you paint allergy)
♦ flirting with Japanese book (wth)
♦ at wits' end, re: finding summer courses here (oddly attracted to fashion designing courses)
♦ rereading the Republic (my least favourite Platonic work, but readily available in a solid translation; people need to stop throwing bad Plato references in rp and literature btw.)
♦ Qing, are you still alive?

flist cut

✖ inactive journals

✖ people with whom I've failed to keep up

✖ people with whom I've been having difficulties communicating lately.

I hate reducing people's thoughts and opinions to 15 characters snuggling on my "friend with / of" lists. You guys aren't mere numbers, and you all deserve someone who'll devote him or herself better to you than I have in the past months.

Thanks for putting up with me, and good luck with everything ♥

Explain to me why there are vending machines that sell school girls' used panties.

And why, to hitokiri's vague recollection, they cost the equivalent of $2. No, she did not purchase. I think.

Did you hear that? That is the sound of 1000 blushing maidens crossing their legs and keeping their panties for that one special, delicate, warm and caring man who will be the first to shoot their sex tapes.

Why, Japan.

Why.

WHY DOES YODA / GOLLUM SMUTFIC EXIST?

"Very hard and wet I am," Yoda said somewhat redundantly.

Yes, my preciousssssssssssss, fear iiiiiiiitttttttttttt. Sob, even if it's a parody, my brain, oh, my brain.

More importantly, why does it have its own community?!

P.S: If your first reaction to this isn't WHY?! or the telling squish of eyeballs being clawed off, the Universe rejects you.

P.P.S: bee-are-bee, joining with the passion of a thousand blazing clichés.

Bla bla bla still sick bla bla bla do you still have eyes?


ETA:

Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your LJ and elaborate on the subjects given.

I still need to tl;dr about the ones Liz fed me, but lemme kill you lot with the meme first. If we don't talk often, expect slightly random prompts. Hell, expect them even if we do talk often.

SO. I made a wager with silvernaofficer that I could go a full week without visiting cracked.com or sites that redistribute its content, and by God, I am going to WIN THIS THING. Because there's a drabble involved, and it shouldn't be that difficult once I've removed it from my homepage and five bookmarks, right...?

She conditioned that I should post daily with a truthful confession of whether I did or did not fall to the Dark Side, sooooo. In an effort to not inflict myself for Samaraaaaaaa's seven days on you uselessly because no one loves a spammer, I'mma try to take this opportunity and review a few series with each update.

So.

[day one]: Saturday, Feb 7, 4:51 p.m., no cracked.com to speak of.

[series]: SIDOOH [status]: series, incomplete [writer / artist]: Takahashi Tsutomu [rating]: overall PG-15, with instances of NC-17 for sexual content. It's handled with style, but rape is rape, and SIDOOH prides on being gritty. [material]: clickie! [verdict]: ✭✭✭✭✭

From a TWILIGHT fic, whose author got fandom wank'd in a war against malcontent reviewers:

"I mentally manifested the entire concept of the female orgasm into a unicorn.

Yes. A unicorn.

A very pretty, white, majestic, non existent mythical creature that everyone talks about, but you never actually see first hand.

That is… unless that hand belongs to a certain Edward Cullen.

It was like nothing I had ever felt before. Well, technically it was nothing I had ever felt before. I wondered if Edward even realized he granted me two pretty white unicorns.

The first time was great beyond all comparison. But then, just as I was coming down, I felt him shudder lightly beneath me and groan huskily into my neck while I had my hand wrapped as far around him as I could through his jeans. Then I felt… it… twitching in my palm while he continued rubbing me shakily and gasping against my skin. And the realization that I was giving Edward a unicorn of his very own made me fall over the edge once more."

From fandom_wankas?



Bold mine. God, I love this fandom. I also love fandom_wank for the above pic, and uh, associated icons.

QUICK, QUICK, DARE OF THE DAY: write an actually decent smut / sensual scene or drabble that includes the word "unicorn." And yes, there has to be some emphasis on it. GO. I might try too >>!

"Can't spell Goth Loli without the LOL."

"Despite my earlier use of the term "shitfaced," we regret to announce that, due to budget restrictions, there is no actual beer."

"Don't you start with that national security stuff, now. If I wanted to get shot in the back of the head, I'd just go huntin' with my uncle Hiro."

"What, you think I'm some kinda ignorant, superstitious bumpkin? 'round here, I do the preternatural hoaxin'..."

"Huh. Maybe Sasayama's cousin is only 99% full of shit."

"You sayin' this chimp's a commie?"

So today and yesterday continued the hegemony of phail and crisis, but you can see how The Kurosagi Corpse Delivery Service series made it significantly better.

There was a huge post with pictures and explanations and la-dee-dah about my last semester art assignments and current supplies, but then eljay crashed, so I'mma leave you with:



This little fella followed me yesterday from the Petting Zoo dealer room at Arisia, New England's greatest SciFi convention, and one of two events I covered yesterday at captainecchi's suggestion. He's really soft and snuggly and one of his eyes, the left one's slightly covered, so he seems to be dozing all day long. Yes, count on me to go into a "Dragon Lair" plushie petshop and come out with a Koala instead. orz.

the dating sim meme ✭

...yes, I just did. No, I've never played a dating Sim. Shut up, this sounds fun.

Ooooooooooh boy, anyone got a spare Phoenix Down, or somethin'?

Gotta hate it when you wake up feeling tired'n'with all the bloody headache.

Also, because I suck at anything that isn't pressing the PLAY button, and my Google Fu is dooooown: what's the history behind attaching XOXO to a signature? What does it stand for?

eta: XOXO, "hugs and kisses," really? Now that's............ dumb. ._. I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING MUCHO FABULOSO, PEOPLE.

I hate to ruin everyone's breakfast, but why, O why does every diet-product known to man taste as if someone has either:

A. sucked the general flavour, texture and will to live out of it, leaving behind the protein-less, carb-less, fiber-less, shoot-me-filled carcass of the barest carbon bonds?

B. bred a small variety of Alien-savy bugs in your food item. May the mental image of skinny bug bitches, pondering to take over the world via and your entrails one stiletto'd step at a time be with you, young Jedi Knight.

I think the only exception known to man is Coke Light / Diet Coke, and even that if you're horribly tolerant of aspartame.

Conclusion of the morning? =_=, and no, thank you, diet-OJ.


Brrrrrrrrrrr, off to get books and clean, aleeeeeeeeoh.