Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme: Post a list of up to 20 books/movies/anime/TV shows/video games/bands [fannish etc.] that you've had an obsessive fannish love or interest in at some time in your life.
2) Have your f-list guess your favourite character/member from each item.
3) When someone guesses correctly, strike through the item and put the name of your favorite character next to it.

HOKAY, doing the meme thing - decided to go with fandoms for which I've not done this or at least for which I don't recall having done this ._.b

Blade of the Immortal Anotsu Kagehisa | GDI Bonneh_Lass Black Butler Undertaker | innate takes no prisoners. Claymore Isley | Danone's where it's at ;D Dolls (MAKE NO HASTE, LIZ, PREF. CHANGED.) Cap'n / Mikoshiba | A wild panda appears! Doubt Hajime | Danone, what is this. Ender Series Ender | the panda is strong with this one. Fables | Prince Charming Bonneh strikes again! GOTH | pandaloo'd in the name of JUSTICE Moryo no Hako Naruto Rock Lee | the_former_pedo_bait!

Petshop of Horrors (classical & sequel) T-chan | ALTHO ignipotent DOES NOT DESERVE THE HONOUR >( sob, one that only redex probably even knows: PLUTO Atom | from redex, with love ♥ Ring series (books: Ring, Spiral, Loop, Birthday) Shigurui: no one will even know wtf this is. SIDOOH: roflmao so obvious, but note! Answer only considered correct if capslocked > 9000 :(b ASAAAAKUUUUUURAAAAAAAAAAA | yes, a panda roamed free :) Vagabond Vampire Knight (could this be easier???) Kaname | wooooooooooork it, ignipotent Watchmen Rorschach | ...go away, Bonneh. Go away. Wolf xxxHolic Watanuki | haku'd!

...I enjoy entirely too many overly-capped series T_T

Uhm. PRIZES TO WHOMEVER GUESSES STUFF FROM THE OBSCURE FANDOMS? XD

Also! Heeeeeeeeelllllllllooooooooooooooo, Deceeeeeeeeeembeeeeeeeeeeer ~~~~ ! Pleased to meet you. Let's be friends.

eta; since Bonneh's trying SO GD HARD, drabbles to whomever gets the Naruto pick XD

...so, uh, I just walked into a pole.

Third time this month.

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-_-


...in b4 panda's pointing and laughter.

eta; the... spot... where I hit it is swelling a little. I am hereby officially a unicorn - specifically, one heading in a lab 99% attended by pre-med students (clearly virgins). They will all want to touch the unicorn ._. My hide is doomed.

eta ii; ONE OF THE PRE-MEDS TOUCHED MY HORN. T_T She was all, "What is this? / invades personal space." HER VIRGINITY WAS QUESTIONABLE. THE UNICORN KNOWS ALL.

At six, a nefarious tendril slowly emerged from the pile of ancient evil known as the curled ruxi, and snatched a caramel in its path of ultimate destruction.

Hours later, I am still not moving.

Mmmmmm, pillow.

Pi... llow...

......piiiiiiiillooooooooooooooow........

I don't want two more weeks of this, guys.

Ah well. Least I got to see'em throw pumpkins off the science building to illustrate good ol' gravity today.

Finally got around to the exchange for my other laptop. I give you the Windows 7.0-amorous successor: ZERATUL in sum (yes, precto, I went there), or Zenon Erato Re Aelio Tacitus Upsilon Lux in part. For those of you ignorant of the original Zeratul and his mightily awesome ways, tenez.

( new laptop + windows 7.0 rambling )

( break-in writing. )

You know what the world needs more of?

Hello Kitty umbrellas.

Like. A parade.

LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE JUST THE RIGHT CROSS BETWEEN VERILY CUTE AND TERRIFYING.

I strongly feel their omnipresence could bring about world peace.

sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. sick of mice. /)_(\

parashot are hereby running thee GTFO MR. MOUSE club.

HINT: RODENTS NOT INVITED

Oh yeah, and the friendly, dancin' lil dudes in Disney's Cinderella? I hope they choke.

/ stops spamming flist???

I AM ALMOST INCLINED TO DECLARE A MOUSE WRITING CHALLENGE except I think most of us would be too disgusted to insert them even in literature.

Yenno, I keep trying to explain to icarus_suraki why lucid dreaming is such a rattling, unpleasant experience, AND I THINK I'M FAILING REALLY DARN TOOTIN' HARD, because at least to me, it's deeply... unwelcome? BUT SHE SEEMS TO THINK IT SOUNDS AWESOME?

Sob, I'm relying on the rest of you lucid dreamers out there to put it in better words than I could XD


( recent... rl? NOT MUCH RLY. XD )

Oh, oh, oh! Has anyone else seen Shigurui and thought it was bloody awesome, especially character-wise?

...randomly, but I miss Tamaki XD

Disgustingly sick, overwhelmed, and in need of distractions. OH WOE IS ME. WOE. IS. ME.

God damn it, Lakhesis. God damn it.

K.

DRABBLES ON THE HOUSE.

This time with actual odds of completion? :D;;; You know the spiel, fandom, character(s), theme, prompt, words, ratings, combos thereof. idek. If you see a prompt you like abandoned here and wanna try your hand, do it.

Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

În fond, trebuie sărbătorit.

Additional bartenders writers willing to put out:

katharon
shortitude

:D

CAN HAZ PASTRIES IN A TEEEEEEEEEEENY TOASTER OVEN.

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Let records show that nothing can keep ze ruxi away from baked goods.

Tiny trey is Supah Tiny, and rather a bit of its ~*~ deeeeeeeliiiiiiiiishus ~*~ content poured over in the first 20 min of baking (though I suspect that's a begrudged mea culpa for not making a dough pocket and covering the sides more adequately. I went with layering and folding, and I reckon I failed to glue the two properly in a corner). But! The day was saved by daaaaaaaaarling infrareds, and now the pastry's basking in NOMNOMable glory. Cut it in servings (woulda made individual pastry squares, but not very many would've fit in the trey, and they do take a tad to bake + my general impatience = sacrifices were made for my tummy's the greater good.

IDK MAN, I REALLY LIKE CHEESE PASTRIES. And breads. And occasionally vegetable pastries (white mushroom sauce filling comes to mind), though never meats. There's something very pungent about meat pastries, I've always felt - can't truly cope with hot dogs for similar reasons, though I'll tolerate sandwiches.

Ugh, LSAT practice, weekly assignments, BLABLABLABLA WOULD BE NICE IF WE GOT SOME HEAT, LANDLORD, TRULY WOULD BE, HUMAN POPSICLES STOPPED BEING CONSIDERED AN ART FORM EONS AGO. Should also, um. Actually use a_kinslayer. Incidentally happen to have things to review, to boot (2 books, Miyazaki's Ponyo and a New Yorker article on Ted Kennedy's inheritance to Obama come to mind.)

Also:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE ORE-SAMA WHEN...

I DEMAND FUNNY it's okay if offensive ONES.

Uuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.

Feels as if a bloody large Gundam did the cha cha on my last tiniest bone.

In reverse.

Not moving for the next 17 minutes. Can't make me.

At least found out that if you sit in front of the door while room mate's showering and practice various degrees of evil laughter (I think I've rather pinned it down, personally), she'll cede and uke-ishly take the garbage out.

Replaced photography i with a language course, which entails an extra hour of class, but no field assignment. Much joy was had by all (read: my ankle.)

Also, Bon's find @ encyclopediadramatica.com:

" Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Anon
looking so down in the dumps.
Everyone here'd love to be you Anon
even when taking your lumps.
There's no man online as admired as you
you're everyone's favorite troll.
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
you sociopathic asshole.

( ][reeeeeeeeest o'it][ )

Have chased maternal unit out of room with a fully armed Sephiroth action figure, One Winged Angel chanting in the background.

She has been boxing my books. .

I am but a strained mother of 300, none of which bloody Spartans X(

SHE HAS ALREADY BADTOUCHED MY HUME, BUT I HAVE WRESTLED IT FREE. She boxed my Aquineas.

I have no clue how she found most of my supplies. Some of them were under furniture pieces.

.............must. Defend. Stored books. Under. Mattress...

SEPHIROTH, PROTECT US.

eta; SEWING AUGUSTIN IN MOKONA PLUSHIE T_T

5h4ri3rehhe off... to spirit away... Marvolo... for his eye surgery.

Dropped him off. Doc had me put him in a cage, and Marv started whimpering 4grwuehlew GDI RUXI BE MOAR MANRY.

PEOPLE WISH THE POOCH LUCK.


Also, this is advancing rather nicely. Be proud of me, O OpenCanvas!

Beeeeeecause a lot of people on ze flist seem to be missing a loved one - PLEASE SING ALONG, BECAUSE IT'S PROLLY TRUE:




In before dreadnot or anyone who gets it in their head stones me. :D

LOOK LOOK LOOK MORE MARVOLO PICTURES. Fu fu fu.

Gave the Poochsaurus his bath, and I figured it was high time to display his summer cut ~ ! Iiiii think it's an okay fit - definitely lacking the pizazz of his (very high maintenance) full fur, but come oooooooooooon, we had what, 36C yesterday?

Up, in ur fais & faaaaaaaaaaaaangs.

I told lazysprawl this brought Gaara to mind, and STUBBLE AND MAKE UP ASIDE, it still does, which prompted its use as a reference. I'd say it's 3/4 done and needs quite a bit of tweaking, but this is what popped in my head.

Aaaaaaaaaand meme:

List the first ten series that come to mind. Your friends will comment with the character from each series that they think you are most like. No favorites (...unless it's legit)!

Harry Potter Star Wars Angel Sanctuary Death Note Ouran Host Club

D.Gray-man A Song of Ice & Fire Bleach Naruto CLAMP

I admit I kind of cheated and these aren't all part of the first 10 fandoms I thought of, but I figured some of my nominations would have been just too obscure to make this work.

Mood of the day: AND THEN MUCH NAPPING WAS DONE BY ALL :D

eta; You Are Hereby to Reply with Caps Littered Thusly. Yes, by Royal Decree from the Single Universal Authority (Read: My Giant Ego). Failure to Do So Will Be Severely Reprimanded. Punishments May or May Not Involve 4-Minute J-Recaps of Twilight.

Happy Birthday, Chelle!

Four pills later, and the fingers on my temple reek of the rust of whatever dagger’s digging through my head. Son of a bitch, migrainezilla here wanted poetics.

Bah.

Wake up, merry mythmakers, I’m giving birth to Athena.

Baby shower better have aspirins and a gun.

ghurle HELLO HELLO HOW ARE YOU.

I bring you Don't Even Reply, where Some Dude [tm] archives his hilarious exchanges with the prissy, perverted, or plain gullible posters of Craigslist's classified ads. Disregard the tiger. Brilliant, briiiiiiiiiillllllliiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaant. Obviously, Britt's find.

Also! Took this picture last night - an amazingly brilliant golden moon (It looks redder here, oddly). The fun part is, the sky was pitch black, but I took the photo from behind a window pane, so the lighting turned it a deep blue. So cute ;o;

LASTLY:

FIC PROMPTS?

Usual disclaimers: might do all, few, or none, because my fail is absolute legend; can return anything from drabbles to tl;dr, I reserve the right to fake my own death and leave the country, if you absolutely hate the results, orz. OR I'LL FIND YOU A FIC ONLINE THAT SATISFIES YOUR NEEDS. Uhhhh, you should... know... some of my... fandoms... mmmm, ellipses, babies, where have you been all my life. OH RIGHT: pairings have... few chances of completion, yes, discriminashunz to the max, I don't write romance well, shut up.

If you see a prompt you like, c'mon, jump, jump, juuuump iiiiiiit.

eta; phrotus! I found some Rachmaninoff I actually like! Here, here, heeeeeeeeeeere. I thought you'd enjoy it ;o; I don't know why, but Rachmaninoff is usually played either too light-handed, or too heavy-handed for me. But I like this one ;;

...because if I'm pwning shortitude, I must as well do it publicly.

Fu fu fu.

LIS'N UP.

I'll be reading all of Naruto's 453 chapters by Saturday evening, my time. I have all of Saturday eaten up by something I'd rather not consider now, so that essentially means until tomorrow night.

With the beast downloaded, I average 2 minutes per chapters currently, which'll mean a roughly 15 hour-plight, if all goes well. Naturally, my efficiency will decrease with fatigue frankly, I expect to get bored, too, but I'm guessing some skimming will be done as well, sooooooo. I'd say 17 hours is reasonable.

WHEN I am done, shortitude is hereby obliged to produce fic on my conditions. I'd name my forfeit, but really - really - SAYING I CAN'T DO SOMETHING ALWAYS MAKES ME SUCCEED.

( ][naruto impressions][s p o i l e r s][ch. o1-4oo][ )

Saturday, July 4, 01:08 a.m.:

DONE